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So smoke 'em if ya got 'em kids, cause Joe Camel needs the pocket cash
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decided to burn some calories today
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Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name
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im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.
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Cosmo Sex Tip #676
When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”
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is it petsmart or petsmart
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is this cocaine gluten free
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